Right , omg .
let me tell you a story.

One bright and early morning, monksoon woke up and he did his ritual of touching his head every morning.but, when he touched his head for the undoubtedly big bald spot.(he's botak) , he discovered that he has hair growing on his head ."oh my bitch mama s****fatz ! i donch have botak already !"
So anyway, he levitated from his window and flew all the way to the nearest barber shop which charges 50 cents for a haircut and he had a haircut.
"Mumbai ah , India !" the shopkeeper kept on shouting to the phone.Monksoon was in an awkward position so he decided to wait quietly. Just then, he say s****fatz buying a 1kg carton of ice cream from the mama shop. He wanted to
wave to him but changed his mind as he remebered what happened to both of their anscestors during c.2000BCE . He then waited and waited for the barber to cut his hair.finally, the barber put down the phone and started speaking to monksoon in indian.He didn't understand indian and decided to leave the shop.
Monksoon decided to learn indian as he likes to cut his hair at that barber shop. Thus, Since that day monksoon has become Multi-racial.Next, He got the declaration for him to be the one and only holy Monk.He was so happy so he decided to go to the mama shop to but 2 kg of ice cream [ 1 kg more than you, s****fatz ! ] He thus celebrated by calling all the mice of the world and shared the ice cream with them."Hello, I'm uncle Mouse .I work at the paul's milk factory and vienna loves me" A mouse screamed at the top of his lungs. In the end, all the mice got their ice cream and went home.Even Winnie, Paul and all the other mice.They thanked monksoon and said that they would vote for him if he was elected for president and not vote for s****fatz.
Monksoon was satisfied after a day of celebrating and giving back to the society.
He thus levitated into the air and flew back home.

The end, This is all just random crap and thoughts that flowed out of my mind.Let this be your muse .

by Nicole
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