Friday, May 02, 2008
Hello, i'm a very very old man/lady. And i'm looking for a job. I have searched the newspapers, televisions and internet. And i have never heard of a Paul's Milk and Cheese Factory. It sounds like a nice, pleasant place to work. Where do i sign up? Must i go through an interview? If there is an interview, here are some answers to the questions which i think would be asked:
1. Yes, i'm very old. VERY OLD.
2. I used to work at McDonalds but they fired me because i didn't know what was a McGriddle.
3. I'm still not sure whether i am a man or a lady because i don't bother to check.
4. I like to drink milk.
5. I like to eat cheese.
6. I have tasted Paul's Milk and i have to say that it is very tasty.
7. I have milk and cheese everyday for breakfast.
8. I am now trying to make a cheese-flavoured milk.
9. I can work 24/7.
There it is, the answers. I hope you let me work there. Call me at 9909 or write to me at No. 21 House if I got in. Thank you.
-The very very OLD man/lady