Dear 1E1, now, some of our unnamed archeologists has found out many items used by monksoon.

As we all know, monksoon was thought to be discovered only at the 1st century CE, however, monksoon existed c.2000 BCE. It was during a dynasty, the Botak dynasty, when many monk were wondering around aimlessly.

It was during 2500BCE, when sp*** fatz decided to declare war with the holy monksoons, when monksoon was not born yet. The reasons are not found out yet. It was a very long and short war, which lasted for only a year. It was confirmed that the monks lost the war, due to the number of broken bones found. It could be caused by fatz of the s**** army, which pounced on the monks.

On 2501BCE, the s**** fatz ruled the whole monastry. They tortured monks, made them grow hair and did many jobs worse than the *untouchables*. It was until then when holy monksoon appeared out of nowhere. He was also treated like the other monks.

He grew quickly, matured quickly and learnt quickly too. He was already as large as a 20 year old man monk when he was only 1 year old. He could mediditate up to mount botak by then.

Now, monksoon had seen and experienced the suffering. He suddenly had and enlightenment. He decided to restore peace and harmony for the monks. He attacked s**** fatz and his army, all by meditation.

He was a chief monk, as well as a feudal monk(in case i did not tell you, feudalism was practised during that dynasty). He orderded his monk dicsiples to take weapons used by the !kung bushman early monks. They used holy bows and arrows, holy spears, holy swords and even holy botak (dead)animal heads.

It was time they defied the s**** fatz. They did not do his bidding. He was angry. Monksoon suddenly launched a suprise attack. His monks all used the power of meditation and flunk their holy weapons towards all the s**** fatz and all his army.

After a short attack, the s**** fatz fleed back and there was peace in the monksoons monastry. The greatest dynasty ever, is now the botak dynasty.

All the items used were dug up by many unnamed archeologists. There were not even a strand of hair found. What can you infer from there?
(extracted by "The ancient monksoon" by unclemouse+)

+a default name used for a mouse called Paul

by Matthew