GENERAL RULES CUT SHORTER THAN EVER

1. Monksoon Day is celebrated every 29 March.
2. Every 28th of a month, we 'bully' Bing Ru as offering to Monksoon.
3. In order to let the Almighty Mooksoon know that's he's the only virgin, all of Monksoonism have to be horny people.
4. You must never pull down your pants in the presence of Monksoon, as it is a sign of disrespect
5. You must abstain from purple tea, as it is the favourite drink of Monksoon's unnamed archenemy.
6. Everytime you drop a twenty-cent coin on the floor, it is a sign that you'll need to be cut bald.
7. During Physical Education's 'Jumping-Jack' warm-up, you will have to chant "Monksoonism" in the right tempo.

RULES DURING 29 MARCH

1. You are only allowed to eat grain, beancurd and vegetables on the 29 March, and eat only when facing North, where the Monksoonism Monastery is.
2. You will have to use 'Hair Fall Control' shampoo, so your hair will not drop. Dropping hairs on this very day is treated as mockery to Monksoon.
3. On this very day at 3:00, the male of every family must gather a fellow friend or family member to discuss issues regarding Golden Breadsticks.
4. Twenty-cent coins are stictly forbidden to be used on this very day.
5. Lastly, this is the only day you can join Monksoonism, if you've missed it, then too bad. All who have ever called Monksoon's name are Monksoonists by default.

PS: Bald people are stictly forbidden to join Monksoonism, unless they video the process of a single hair growing, everyday.