Monday, April 21, 2008
Everybody is rallying for the election of most handsome boy and girl. And here, I, Keith Tay, am here to get the votes for myself. And of course, I'm definitely not some other person trying to sabotage Keith. Yes, I am Keith, and you believe it.
Okay. Let me list down all the reasons why you should vote for me, the handsome Keith Tay. There are almost countless reasons, so I'll just list a bit.
1. Because my name is Keith Tay Zhao Shen.
2. Because I am so handsome.
3. Because I look great.
4. Because I am so attractive.
5. Because I am sexy.
6. Because I have a nice hairstyle.
7. Because I have so much muscles.
8. Because I am so slim.
9. Because I am so smart.
10. Because I sell You Tiao.
11. Because I am so honest.
12. Because I am so respectful.
13. Because I am so trustworthy.
14. Because I am so loyal.
15. Because I am so friendly
16. Because I am so kind.
17. Because I am so courteous.
18. Because I am so brave.
19. Because I am always so cheerful.
20. Because I love Yan Yee.
Aiya, so many I cannot list down. I just leave it at 20 reasons. More than enough. Once again, this is Keith Tay, from 1E1. Please vote for me, Keith Tay. I am 99.99% not an imposter.