Dear 1E1, As regards to my earlier post, here I am, as emperor youtiao, continuing my post.

Let me tell you some secrets of why should you buy more youtiao.

1. Because I am the most handsome boy in everyone's eyes
2. I love Yan Yee
3. Yan Yee loves me
4. 1E1 supports us with the Keith love Yan Yee thing
5. I have bought a new house with a masterbed room.
6. The masterbed room is very big.
7. It is not too big and not too small
8. It is just the size of The Great Wall
9. I won't be taking the exams as I am going honeystarmoon with Empress youtiao, my one and only faithful wife!!!
10. The money collected from selling youtiao, is collected in the Keith Tay Pocket Money foundation, which is shared 60% by me, and the rest shared with Yan Yee.

Now, as I am 99.99% not an imposter, I do love Yan Yee and her uncrispy youtiao. Even you don't see my name in the profile of 1E1, I used my on and only account, and this is the most unself-centered post on earth. As you know i share many things with Yan Yee (sometimes clothes) (including our refridgerator), I can make many things out of them, especially something unmakeable by you!

Now , let me tell you my trick of learning chinese, no. Not only chinese, but language. First, you must have your darling in your class, 2nd, you have to think of you tiao. 3rd, memorise the dictionary. If you cant, just think that it as a crispy you tiao, but don't ever eat it.

Okay, itz now tme for me to attend to some URGENT matters, signing off as Keith, and Keith alone, which is the most handsome guy.