Below is an example of what a blogger should never blog in his/her blog. In short, it's a first post about a self-centered boy. It's not supposed to make any sense. And so, enjoy!

My name is Paul and I am smarter than a monkey's brain taken from rock solid grandmothers. Also, I have seven eyes, twenty nostrils, sixteen ears, and two mouths. I am more amazing than a tortoise salad and an eyeball soup. I also have hairy legs than grow longer than that of boys with chicken pox. You see, just because I like eating fruits on a carrot cake, I don't like to have fun with water. And yes, if you were to eat noodles made by me, you would have no choice but to go and play with Tommy Tom Tom. If you want to know more about me, please shout 'Paul is handsome' out of the window before throwing a jar of honeyzised waste out of the window. Lastly, I am not a total show off who doesn't even know how to play with a ball. And since I am such a smart boy who can't stop talking about myself, let me say some more things. Don't tell me to shut up or else Bill Gates will defeat you in chess, as he's the captain of the chess team. Also, you'll be impaled by a clown's gay face. Enough about that, now I will talk a bout my hobby. I like swimming because I can look at girls it is a good form of excercise. I also like playing scissors, paper, stone, also known as RPS, rock, paper, scissors. Another thing I love to do is to play with snakes because they are cuter than my pet lion. Speaking of which, my pet lion is called Leo Low Class, who is named after a very famous explorer. Now, I will tell you about my other parts of life. My religion is Monksoonism. Also, I am from the school, "Margaret Love Paul Secondary". I also want to tell you about my special traits. I like fighting with the holy mantis fists. Once, i fought with a friend called Keith, and totally lost. But since I'm such a pro, I fought him again. He used his Butt Ram on me, causing me to fly over to Monksoon's Temple Of Love And Hope. He then caused a huge earthquake by shaking his buttock. This caused Monksoon's temple to be destroyed. And so, I went to beat him up once and for all. I used my Rulai Heavenly Palm which hit his chest, causing water from many parts of his body to fly in all directions. He was so angry at that time, and used his Ah Fat Punch on me. While he was doing that, he tripped over Monksoon's head and fell on to the floor, with his face down into the mud. Then I went over to pull his hair before impaling him with a pencil. This ends what I did to him, and I was never bullied again. Except for the exception of around 36 people. And I am still not done with talking about myself. Don't get me wrong, I am not a self centered freak. So don't say anything unless you want to Power Rangers to beat you up at the Tower Of Pisa in Thailand. Also, my everyday life is really very interesting. I don't mean to show off, but it's really very interesting, more interesting than yours for sure. Hahaha. Anyway, I wake up everyday at 6.00 and brush my teeth with my favourite Pokemon strawberry flavoured toothpaste with no colgate, cause colgate is too hot for me. Also, I need to have my Powerpuff girls toothbrush which was given to me by my cousin on my twelth birthday. Never ever insult it. Then, at 6.15, I go eat my daily breakfast of milk and Coco Crunch. Then I go to school at 7.00, where I have so many friends. More friends than you for sure. And they all like me a lot. Also, all the teachers love me cause I'm so smart and ingenious. I am also super-duper creative and loved my my form teacher. Yay! Also, I am not a mama's boy, cause I come home only at 2 o'clock, like a grown up boy now. I rock. Also, after school, I love doing homework because it makes me smarter than I already am. And yes, I am one of the smartest boys in the world, as what my daddy always says. Lastly, I am also loved by countless girls because of my extremely good looks. Whahahahaha.