The blog should not rot, this is a story to prevent it from rotting
one day, keith entered a world fighting competition.
he was preparing his fans aldridge, daren,matthew,bingru and ahllooii cheered for him
waving at them, he entered the match against his first opponent, King Alibaba
he walked around the rink, wHacking HIs tHIghs, taunting his opponent
and so, king alibaba made the first move, he used his "Crappy mongolian chop' on keith
keith jumped and used the 'hokkien slap'
the slap hit Alibaba and he fell to the ground. feeling angry, he decided to deliver a "flying kiss" to keith
he kissed keith, and keith bloshed and his face was as red as an apple, then his fans jeered
all of a sudden, a jealous yan yee came up to the stage and started bashing alibaba up. she was much stronger than keith and...
keith was amazed and his face bcame redder, as red as blood
and so, since keith was tagged teamed with yan yee, alibaba called up his partner, who had gigantic muscles. this person is none other than..."!kung bushman", last year's world champion
then king alibaba tagged with sHAun, the most sizely guy
then all four of them used all their strength to fight, and in the end all fell down, exhausted. this was when someone came, someone who striked fear into thier hearts. this person was none other thn...
DANICAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
and so, all four of them had to team up against daniballs, who had used her, "crazy girl headbutt" on shaun
it HIt HIs stomach, andhe vomited out the contents of fried chicken, friedd eggs and coke
shaun was out! now, alibaba was about to deliver an "ah pu neh neh punch" on daniball
it punched her HAir and it split her hair off her head
now bald daniballs was getting mad. she used her "crazy violence kick" on alibaba
yan yee pushed him to the left, and daniballz ended kiking the refree
the refree was kicked up to mars, along with alibaba, who also got accidentally thrown up by yan yee, who accidentally used too much strength
and daniballz strenght was drained up by keith's magical attack''puipui energy''
now, keith and yan yee decided to do a couple kill, in which both of them would slap daniballs at the same time. it worked, and daniballs got flattened. in the end, keith and yan yee lived hapilly ever after, defending their title of the World Couple Championships
THE END
byCAG, matthew