And so, upon popular demand that doesn't exist, and to satisfy the very one typing this because he's feeling insanely bored, Darenic Productions presents....Paul Low and Vienna, the 3 part trilogy that's bound to leave you laughing at Paul for no reason at all.

And so one very day after school, the usual peeps of 1E1 were talking in the hawker centre like it wasn't anyone's business at all. As a matter of fact, it wasn't anyone's business at all. Anyway, they were once again talking about one of the oldest topics in the 3 months of 1E1 history, the most handsome boy in class! And so, upon the topic, Daren instantly stood up and shouted loudly, "Bing Ru!". Obviously, everyone at the table agreed. Daren would have cock smashed anyone who didn't agree, what a gay guy! Anyway, the next was Aloysius, who said in an extremely act-cool manner, "I think it should be Aldridge". And yes, once again, everyone agreed how handsome (and hot) Aldridge was. Then it was Rachel's turn, and she instantly shouted her nephew's name in an insanely excited yet typical manner, "Matthew!!!" And hoho, since Matthew was also there, he merely smiled shyly and said nothing. Then, after moments of silence, Vienna shouted, "Paul!". Following that climax was a resolution, as we were taught in Literature lesson. But anyway, everyone looked at Vienna awkwardly, each gave her a sarcastic look and walked away slowly. One by one.

And so kids, this ends the first part of the three part, 'Paul Low and Vienna', the 3 part trilogy that's bound to leave you laughing at Paul for no reason at all. What would happen to Vienna and Paul after this crazy chapter? Read on to find out. Now, off to take your cookies and milk before going off to bed. Goodbye.

"The passion to laugh at Paul is the torch to wanting to read this at all" ~Signed off, CAG