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One day Aldridge, Keith and Daren were exploring a crazy and deserted island near the East of some unknown place. They were in search of a long lost artifact. This artifact was from the S.R dynasty, a golden vase. It was nicely decorated with many carvings, like a carving of Master Melrose and Monk-soon. Also, there was text on both sides of the vase.

One side had the text, "Keith love Yan Yee" and the 2nd side "Aloysius loves". Sadly, the 2nd text didn't seem to be completed.

Anyway, as they were exploring the island, they were captured by some insane daniballs demon and her fellow native indian balls.

"Rawr! Andapali baba! Whahahahaha!" she shouted hysterically. She also said a lot of other crap in her own language. In translation, it meant, "How about this? I'll set the three of you a challenge. Whoever completes it, I will let off."

"What in the name of Keith love Yan Yee is the challenge?" asked Aldridge.

And so Daniballs explained that they had to each gather 10 similar fruits, and bring them back to her within an hour. And so they set off.

15 minutes later, when Aldridge came back with 10 peaches, Daniballs told him the 2nd part of the challenge. He had to shove each of them up his ass without changing facial expression.

And so, Aldridge tried it with one peach. Just as it was halfway through, he let out a loud shriek of pain. And so, since his facial expression changed, he was killed.

Next, Daren came back with 10 grapes and Daniballs gave the same instructions. He put them in one by one. Just when 9 were in and the last was about to put in, Daren let out his gay laughter. And so, he was killed cause his facial expression changed.

That was when Keith arrived.

Meanwhile, Aldridge and Daren was in heaven discussing the incident.

"You just need to shove one more in your ass and you could have escaped! Why the hell did you laugh and get killed?" Aldridge asked.

Daren, while still laughing away even though he was dead, replied, "I couldn't help it! I had to laugh when I saw Keith comming with 10 durians!"

And so, this story ends. I hope you get the joke. If you don't, here's a hint: Keith would also be given the same instructions and since what he gathered were durians, he would have to shove the big and spiky durians up his...erm, I think you would have gotten the joke by now.

Be back with more. Byes~