Ah, I'm just making this post for the sake of stopping the blog from rotting! Now I just need to waste as much space as possible can liao.

And so, the best way to waste space, is to type a whole chunk of meaningless crap. And so, please do not read on.

One day, a banana went to town to eat a in a newly-opened restaurant, 'The International House of Aldridge'. The place was, of course, run by an excellent cook called Aldridge. He could cook up all sorts of dishes, namely his signature dishes, "My Ass", "My Butt" and "My Arse".

And so, that very day, banana died after eating "My Ass". It was obvious why he died; Aldridge's "My Ass" was extremely venomous for obvious reasons. It's posion could match up to at least a 1000 of bishop noses. And so, during banana's funeral, there was a big party and banana was cut open for the guests to share. The performance was also spectacular, as there were insane boys performing some sort of cheer while doing jumping jacks. They were saying, "Keith love" and "Yan Yee". Apparently, it has no connection whatsoever with banana.

Then there was a crazy lecturer that came to give a stupid talk. He, while talking, kept making crazy actions, which had little connection to the actual topic. The actions that were made were crazy, and I hope I do not need to elaborate.

Also, the food served to guests were terrible wonderful. There was every one of Aldridge's signature dishes. Not to mention some banana. And so, in the end, there was a gigantic bomb released upon Earth called "Nicole". It was a terrible bomb that wiped out the entire human race. The end. I hope I've wasted enough space. And yes, you must be really insane to have read till here. Bye~